iSh - kennchai + kennwuzhere MERGED.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

BLAH.Fagging' Annoying.My skin is gone cause you don't even know how to save the template BEFORE YOU CHANGE IT TO TAKE THE ARCHIVES CODE.WTF!

Okay,i geddit that my skin wasn't very chio and all lah,but god lah,i have a million other blogs there,why cannot find them instead -_-

Wadever.The part i hate most about blogging is the skin.And the linking.And the hit countering.Damn.ANNOYED!

And pissed.Okay,FUCKING PISSED.Life is never fair.Life is not a bed of roses.Okay fine,maybe it is,but roses have sharp torns that poke!And poking is not pleasant!No it isn't!

GAH.FUCK OFF!Will you people STOP NUDGING ME ON MSN?Cause you people ain't the person i wanna talk to.And if you have nothing to say,fuck off,don't crap around.I know it's ironic cause i crap alot,but imma nt in da' mood okay.When i say LEAVE ME ALONE,in caps,i MEAN IT.

Bah.Some knight.I should probably just forget about you.

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Sunday, September 23, 2007

People Are Meant To Leave

...it's only a matter or when.

No lah,i'm alrite,no one left me or anything.But i know next year,it'll happen.Nothing last forever lah.I doubt next year me and SP will be close anymore,seeing how we're both aiming for different classes and streams.

Yahyahyah,distance is supposed to bring us closer/blahblahblah,but you dunno SP like i do lah!

And everyone else for that matter.Someone asked me the other day what happened between me and BoYan.

"I thought you both are really close friends wan?"

Bah,we were lah,but people come and go.It's all natural.I mean,how many people have ACTUALLY stuck around?

Primary bestfriends..Justin,Bryan..off to Aussie.Weiling,V-ki and all,gone seperate ways.Form 1..hmm..i found friends.Sisters.Samantha and Amanda.Yeah,we were tight.Then Samantha was forced to change schools and me and Amanda drifted apart.Woo.

Form 2,lol.I felt like i finally belonged somewhere..like i had some people to depend on.I had someone(x2) to call my bestfriend ;D And brother ;D!But hey..did that last long?Don't wanna say who's fault or whatever,cause clearly some mine lah but still,complicated.Blah.Both of them gone.

Sad?Yeah.But hey,whatever.Still have to live my life what.

This year,the best thing that happened to me is SuetPing.And she might not be around next year.Sigh.Nenlin?Lol her too.

Bah,people are meant to leave,they really are.When your parents confess that forever don't exist..what do you believe in?

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Friday, September 21, 2007

Friday the 21th

Ouch.I went for tooth extraction today to fix more braces.Shit.I have one and a half more years to go before my teeth can go through a metal detector without making sounds.Shit.I've already been on them since form 1.And they're really troublesome lah!

I remember when i was younger(and stupid) whenever i go for a holiday overseas,i would be kinda scared.Cause i was scared that the metal detector might detect the metal in my teeth and then the big stupid police dude will shoot me down.Or bring me to be strip searched or something.Gah.

Then i got over it,finally realizing that it can't detect that kinda metal.Relieved,i was.Until i broke my leg and had to live with a metal plate and six screws in my right leg.I swear i can still feel the holes where the screws once were - not.I'm joking lah!That'll be totally cool disgusting.

Then i was scared that the metal detector might detect the metal inside my right leg,and the police dude will shoot me down.Shit!I'm so boh liao lah last time.

Luckily for me,that didnt happen *whew*.And then i got over that too.

Then after that came the earring.And shit lah,my piercing was new so i couldnt remove the stud and i feared the same thing - again.The piercing is gone now anyways,after people started commenting how i look like a lalachai.

And i'm sure most of you guys already know,kennnlin.blogspot.com,me and Nlin's blogsite,has had a good run,almost 70 readers a day at it's peak,but yea,it's all over now cause...we can't blog our hearts out anymore.I mean,we could blog so much but we just can't!

Quoted from there:

When we first started this blog,we both made a promise to be fucking honest and brutal,and not type in a really cliched cryptical manner and beat around the bush.But right now,most of the time we figure we can't post what we wanna anymore,cause it's not safe.


I mean,i found 2 IP addresses i am sure matches the old IP addresses who flamed me previously in my old blog.Who wants to post something sad and vulnerable so that they can laugh and flame their arses off?


And,we want people to read our blog.That's cool!Why not?We want comments,shoutouts and all that crap from totally empathic strangers!We don't want you guys,yeah,YOU GUYS,our good friends(okay,some of you we dont mind),our fake friends,our blahs and blahs from OUR school living AROUND us reading what we write.


We can blog soo much and it'll all be so dramatic it's gon be more magical than a HarryPotter(<-eww) Charmed-cum-Grey's Ananomy(?) crossover!But then,you guys who think you know us will see us and bitch about us as we bitch about others as totally conceited assholes. It seems really pathethic,almost funny on how both our worlds suddenly goes into this topsy-turvy mess.Like a roller-coaster,but we're not sure when we're gonna be not-upside down altho this is not the first time we're riding it. We're both tired,and tired,and tired.Yalahyalahyalah,we're conceited,fake,superficial and for show.But then,acting fake and being conceited while leading superficial lives ain't a walk in the estate you know!


And ignorance really is bliss.That's why all of us wanna be Kah Ee.That's why we all wanna be her.She has a natural talent for it.And i don't mean it in a bad way.

Anyway,my tooth fucking hurts.Okay,not the tooth,my mouth,more specificly,the space where it once was.And yes,i got brush my teeth lah!!Shit you!

And since this will be my regular blog/rant site again,time to update.After PMR i'll give it a new skin :D For now i'll add the links,and omfg,i just realized something..ALL OF THEM ARE BLOGGER.I'm so proud of each and everyone of them for using blogspot and not xanga.And for those who abandoned Xanga..Lagi proud of you!You need to learn to betray to survive!

Nyehahahahahaha kua kua kua..PMR countdown is officially single digit today.And it's scary...cause it doesn't scare me.

Considering i didn't study at all,i don't know why.And maybe my sense of priority was gone wonky,maybe it always has been,but everyone's studying and here i am blogging,or out....i'm almost ashamed to say this,shopping.Shit.Imma shoppaholic man.Converted by Nlin and etc lah,they're like all saints,Nuns of the shoppaholics religion.

And no,my love life is not going too well,thank you veli much.How come all of them also have such powderful england?And me and Lynn aren't very very happy.Wait,did i just say her name out loud?Whatever,i don't have the emotional strength to care liaw lar.So stressful!Girls.Sheeshhh!

Falling for someone is effin' tiring lah okay.There's things you have to do,or you'll suffer from anguish singing What Hurts The Most as you see her/him go out and 904385753u0o573894730985369832759340573498573240965340957490643790.

Sorry,just felt like swearing in numbers.

Anyway,my room aircon has just been cleaned again,and i can sleep like a baby now ;D Now my room can be 14c again!Whattt?Did you say your aircon can only go as low as 16c?Tsk tsk!I look down on you!Step!StepStepStep!Gnash Gnash!Dunwanna talk to you!

*Pouts lips in pig like manner*

Nah,just joking.Can wait for PMR to be over lah.Shit,is my mom home?BYEEEE!!!

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Saturday, September 8, 2007

A New Lease On Life!

Woah.My world just keeps getting brighter and brighter.First it was the improved exam results(on top of usual happy things),then,there was this and that,and then,i'm going to be not going to Australia!

Yay!I'm so happy that even having my hair cut by LimSerKian didn't make me any depressed.It's like,i can breath again.This wonderful,that happened,or should i say will not happen,is like,a new lease on life for me.

Now i can stay back and get together with xXx or blahblahblah cause i won't worry i'll only be here for four more months!Yeah!

Suddenly,so many doors have opened up to me(albeit some close also,so what if i won't be new-exotic-boy-on-campus?) ^^

After PMR,we're gon work.We're gon work work work and get rich and go on shopping spree-s and KTV-s and Moooviesss.Yeah!


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Friday, September 7, 2007

I'm SO FUCKING DISGUSTING.

Okay,this post is gon be 18-sx,sexually explicit(i think).So if you're under the age of 18(this means all of you),leave now......not.Who am i kidding lah.Just go on!
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This is the story of me and Ester.
Yala.I know,me camgigolo.
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"How Many Holes Does A Girl Have??"
"Dont wanna tell you lah!"
*Starts Counting*


*Starts Counting*
"THREE LAH"
"NO WAY.GOT THREE MEH?I COUNTED UNTIL 2 ONLY LAH"
"NO WAY!"
"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?YOU'RE A GUY LAH OKAY!I'M A GIRL!"
"Wait,I don't believe you lah!"
"YOU WANT ME TO PROOF TO YOU OR NOT?"
*GASSSP*
"OH MY GOD.OKAY,I SURRENDER,YOU WIN,YOU REALLY ARE A GURL(albeit super noy-like)!!"
"SEE!I TOLD YOU SO!"
*smiles triumphantly*
"Swt....you really ARE a girl?
"No shit!"

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Shit,something wrong with me.I am so sick and disgusting.God,take me now.

p/s:it's just a joke lah.don't get your panties up in a knot.....it's not like i stuffed a pineapple up your arse!

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Wednesday, September 5, 2007

We're Armed And Dangeous!With a cam!

Something went wrong with our template,dissabling the hit counter and cbox to function properly.

And,ponteng school today lah.The more i think about Tan Lin's retirement,the more it reminds me of Dumbledore's funeral.No shit.

And our readership broke record yesterday.I wonder....how did it happen...omfg.Nlin,did you post the nude pics up here??

Joking LAH.nanti Sz marah. *rolleyes*

And and and and........yeah,this is the craziness of me and SuetPing when we are armed with a digital camera.

Sweat.So many pictures.So little time.I think i post the others next time loll...not like you guys are interested anyway.


Jane fat hiao
Studying before exam?YEAH RIGHT.
Breastfeeding the stupid fat dragon!
STUPID FAT DRAGON!
DIE!!PINCH KAO U!DIE DIE DIE!!

"Eh,why u all legs so SHORT WAN?"
YUNYEE ACT CUTE.ROFLL!
bAbYbRi~* + Kenn!She is SUCH a bimbo!Shalalalala ;p

Suet infected her.That's a mirror btw LOL

US!
Shalalalala!
I'm not self lover queen!Imma PRINCE OKAY!Sp is being herself.And so am i.See my halo?

Halo halo halo halo halo.LOL.Anywayyy,got damn alot of stupid funny pictures to post.You'll love them like you love me.Oh shit,did i just scared you all away?

p/s:Bri i'm just joking!You're not a bimbo okay!Put that knife down!And that gun!And that baseball bat!!!!Don't think i can't see that pepper spray!! *rolleyes somemore*

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Monday, September 3, 2007

Question 22

It was an okay day lah,like any other days where i smile and am genuine happy :D

Chinese was great :) And coming from me that's like crippled ant kills superman eh!And science,aih,what to do,was bloody hard.But at least everyone else said it was fucking terrible too,and bloody hard by definition is less intense that fucking terrible so maybe that means that i did better than the rest of you lot.Or maybe i'm just crap-thinking too much.Yeah,either way,at least got people die with me :D!!!

And and and...racism is everywhere.Shit,merdeka brought about unity,yeah,but seems like it brought out the racist within some people.Urhhhhh!But yeahlah,can't really blame them that much.Okay,i'll stop here before i get out of line and you all shoot me flaming that i'm fucking racist before you can say hypocrites.

I'm not racist okay!I'm NOT!!! *makes sad whiny face*

I'm don't discriminate wan okay!Even if they are shit ugly,or different skin colour,or have smelly armpits whatsoever i don't discriminate!!Sure i crack jokes and all,like the racist kind but i only say such things to people who know i'm joking and don't mean no harm,cause i don't!

Unless of course i don't like you lah.Then it doesn't matter if you're bangla/indian/chinese/malay or whatever it doesn't matter.And yalah,i'm an asshole/bastard/sissy/narrow-minded dog.Whatever,i gotta live my life anyways,so yeah.

Anyway,today i went to Clement's science tuition again lah.Urgh.And STOP,before you start complaining and rolling your eyes before proceeding to do the alt+F4 combo(or if you're dumb and not computer-savvy,just click that X on the far top right side) and then sneering "stupid teenage bloggers who bore us with their boring daily life",shaddap!Cause i'm not!]

ANYWAY,you ingrates made me interrupt myself,we did the revision exam lah and it was FUCKING hard.Shit,that didn't sound right.I mean it's really bloody hard,not fucking someone really hard.HAHAHAHA.Now you all laugh.What..not funny?FINE.


Clement went away and we started trading answers,and i was so dumb that i kept saying I dunno,dunno,don't know,dunno,fuckoffidunnolah.And then Sherren asked me,


"Kenn you know question 22's answer?"
"What do YOU think?"

-_____________________________________-" So Sherren ._.

Oh,and on a totally different sidenote!!

I'M CATCHING UP WITH AH TAM TAM!I've GROWN TALLER!YEAH!!!All those years of being shorter than her,i have finally grown taller,tall enough to be-

"..still shorter than Sherren."

Fark off Rebecca!BLEH!!!!!!!!!

p/s:Went on a shopping spree yesterday!OMFG MERDEKA EVE SALESS!!50% off!!70% off!!OMFG!!PADINI AUTHENTHICS,G&M,CONVERSE,FOS,WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!I'm so satisfied althought i blew off all my cash.Pictures will be updated soon if you guys are gay enough to have the same auntie obsession i've got from YeeAun,Nlin,blahblah - shopping and if you gurls wanna insult my taste in clothes ;D~~!!

*drools*

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